To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
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Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.
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Morning, Bill,' said Lord Tidmouth agreeably.'Go to hell!' said Bill.'Right-ho,' said his lordship.
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Water!' cried Marie.'Vinegar!' recommended the bell-boy.'Eu-de-Cologne!' said Bill.'Pepper!' said Lord Tidmouth.Mary had another suggestion.'Give her ...
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Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?''Oh, rather!''What do you do about it?''I gen...
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If you don't want me to attend the patient I'll go.''But she can't see a doctor now.''Why not?''She isn't well.
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I couldn't have made a better shot, if I had been one of those detectives who see a chap walking along the street and deduce that he is a retired manu...
