P. G. Wodehouse quote: I couldn't have made a better shot, if I had been one of those detectives who see a chap walking ...

I couldn't have made a better shot, if I had been one of those detectives who see a chap walking along the street and deduce that he is a retired manufacturer of poppet valves named Robinson with rheumatism in one arm, living ...

~ P. G. Wodehouse ~

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