Bill Murray Quotes

When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my...

There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for m...

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get...

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about vir...

When I work, my first relationship with people is professional.

You gotta want it.

There must be a bad chromosome somewhere in man that urges him to wound that which he can't conquer,...

While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucil...

We're born alone. We do need each other. It's lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyon...

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the ...

The studios don't seem to foster good writing. They're not so interested in that, but they're more i...

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a m...

I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to ca...

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common ...

And then depression set in....

I've been lucky, I've had movies that made a lot of money, so I don't feel like I have to kill every...

Let’s get one thing straight at the beginning. A lunar eclipse simply will not do. You may have seen...

I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them.

All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you in...

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...

I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that d...