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It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.

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When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everythi...more

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One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk' or 'maybe...more

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When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food