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When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everythi...more

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Is the whole world doomed to emotional trauma?

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Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability...more

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Why, when people are leaving their partners because they're having an affair with someone else, do they think it will seem better to pretend there is ...more

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I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.

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One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk' or 'maybe...more

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I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the world!

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When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food