Helen Fielding Quotes

Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why does nothing ever work out?

Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done:...

the nation's young men havebeen proved by surveys to be completely unmarriageable, and as a result t...

Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both bein...

It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at ...

Why, when people are leaving their partners because they're having an affair with someone else, do t...

Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or...

When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world yo...

Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my ...

I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jo...

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me al...

No one is thinking about you. They're thinking about themselves, just like you.

Rules for Living by Olivia Joules14) Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.and then the new on...

When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food

I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the wor...

The point is you are supposed to vote for the principle of the thing, not the itsy-bitsy detail abou...

As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. ...

One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to sa...

Keep thinking back about what Mum said about being real and the Velveteen Rabbit book (though frankl...

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved th...

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of ...

Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's pantie...

I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea...

Is the whole world doomed to emotional trauma?