Jasper Fforde quote: Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at ...

Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.

~ Jasper Fforde ~

Photo by Bri Schneiter

Photo by Pixabay

Photo by Ákos Szabó

Photo by Ian Turnell

Photo by Pixabay

Photo by Lisa from Pexels

Photo by Pixabay

Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you...

Picture of Jasper Fforde — Jasper FfordeSomething Rotten

hamlet
humour

More Jasper Fforde quotes

"
Vanity's contribution to Fiction in general was an abundance of cheap labour and the occasional blockbuster, which was accepted into Fiction with an a...

"
Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been an...

"
Another one of your quippy japes?

"
Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And...