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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.