Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you thir...

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redn...

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you d...

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on lif...

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked...

We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. An...

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes...

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor...