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If I lived through the next day or so, I needed to start keeping track of where these jokers liked to get their bloodthirsty freak on. It might give m...more

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The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.

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Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

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How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is ...more

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What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

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There is no spoon.

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I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

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Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no id...more

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Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered.

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One ravishing dark-haired beauty wearing leather pants and strategically applied electrical tape, stared hard at me and, when she saw me looking, lick...more

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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

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Tropical trees had been planted throughout the room, along with bright flowering plants that were busy committing the olfactory floral equivalent of a...more

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BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.

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You're supposed to be a spirit of intellect. I don't understand why you're obsessed with sex."Bob's voice got defensive. "It's an academic interest, H...more

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Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to tear me off and throw me...more