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What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

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There is no spoon.

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I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

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Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no id...more

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Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do," I muttered.

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I know you haven't burned down any buildings in a while," she said, "but if you start feeling the need...

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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

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BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.

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You're supposed to be a spirit of intellect. I don't understand why you're obsessed with sex."Bob's voice got defensive. "It's an academic interest, H...more

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Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to tear me off and throw me...more

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That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then?

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In the void, there is no distinction of east and west."Gwen blinked slightly at that. "I know all of those words, and yet when strung together like th...more