"Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drun...
As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.
~ John Green (author) ~
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As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.
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