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It´s a metaphor: you see, you put the killing thing right between your teeth,you just don't give it the power to do it's killing.

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But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

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Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

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When she fucked up all those years ago, just a little girl terrified into paralysis, she fell onto the enigma of herself.

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Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.

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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I...more

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What a slut time is. She screws with everybody.

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What?" I asked."Nothing," he said."Why are you looking at me like that?"Augustus half smiled. "Because you're beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful ...more

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Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than b...more

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And the moral of the story is that you don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.

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I don't know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to be likable. Books are not in the business of creating merely likeable ...more

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If people were rain, I'd be a drizzle and she'd be a hurricane.

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What I love about the sculpture is that it makes the bones that we are always walking and playing on manifest, like in a world that so often denies th...more

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It’s hard as hell to hold on to your dignity when the risen sun is too bright in your losing eyes