Johnny Carson quote: For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

~ Johnny Carson ~

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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