Johnny Carson quote: I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right ...

I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

~ Johnny Carson ~

I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time ...

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