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You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

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Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

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I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy litt...more

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There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

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Something can be very funny and then suddenly very terrifying-very exciting, and suddenly very ridiculous. I think that’s what life is like, that’s wh...more

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

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As we all know, blinking lights means science.

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Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.