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You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

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Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

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I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy litt...more

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My mom is a teacher, my dad was a writer for television, his dad was a writer for television, and combining those two has been sort of the goal of my ...more

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If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.

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Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So wh...more

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There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

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As we all know, blinking lights means science.

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Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

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War is not just the business of death, it is the antitheses of life.

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There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well, what's different?" "Well, I gues...more

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Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.The Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.Ultron: [laughs] I suppose we are.The Visio...more

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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.