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If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

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Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-an...more

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People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. An...more

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Spike: Bloody hell, woman, you're cutting off my circulation!Buffy: You don't have any circulation.Spike: Well, it pinches

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Anything can be good. Even Last Action Hero could’ve been good. There’s an idea somewhere in almost any movie : if you can find something that you lov...more

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If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .

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Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.

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Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm fu...more

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I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of.

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There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

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I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep...more

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I just thought, ‘Wait a minute, if I’m going to start writing again, I have to go to the quiet place.' And this is the least quiet place I’ve ever bee...more

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When people say to me, 'Why are you so good at writing at women?' I say, 'Why isn't everybody?' Obviously there are differences between men and women ...more

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It is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, prob...more

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You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all.