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If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

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Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-an...more

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Spike: Bloody hell, woman, you're cutting off my circulation!Buffy: You don't have any circulation.Spike: Well, it pinches

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If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .

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Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.

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Sadly, I hate foreigners. And Americans. And animals. And flora, and some fauna. Also the magma that is the very core of this our mother earth. I'm fu...more

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I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep...more

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When you’re telling a story, you’re trying to connect to people in a particular way … The way in which you guys have inhabited this world, this univer...more

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It is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, prob...more

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Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

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There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well, what's different?" "Well, I gues...more

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Ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. Know what the first rule of flying is? Well I s'pose you do, since you already know what I'm 'bout to ...more

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all t...more

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River Tam (Summer Glau): No power in the 'verse can stop me.

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There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.