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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.

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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have hea...more

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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

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I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

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Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.

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Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell you. Let me. Every time I look at your face or even ...more

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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It co...more

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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

"

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have hea...more

"

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

"

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.