"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.












Children and fools always speak the truth.

More Mark Twain quotes
"Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority for any town?
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
"Children have but little charity for each other's defects.
"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
"I persuaded him to throw the dirk away and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.
"The wise thing is for us diligently to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object, and not an evil one; to lie for ot...
"The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and uns...
"You can't pray a lie--I found that out.