"I followed the other Experiment around, yesterday afternoon, at a distance, to see what it might be for, if I could. But I was not able to make [it] o...












Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
More Mark Twain quotes
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
"Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of t...
"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
"When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
"Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
"Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Ani...
"A woman's intuition is better than a man's. Nobody knows anything, really, you know, and a woman can guess a good deal nearer than a man.