"I followed the other Experiment around, yesterday afternoon, at a distance, to see what it might be for, if I could. But I was not able to make [it] o...












Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain quotes
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
"Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of t...
"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
"When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
"Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
"Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
"I find that, as a rule, when a thing is a wonder to us it is not because of what we see in it, but because of what others have seen in it. We get almo...
"Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Ani...
"A woman's intuition is better than a man's. Nobody knows anything, really, you know, and a woman can guess a good deal nearer than a man.
"A consciously exaggerated compliment is an offense.