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There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart’s Desire.

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You have a very open relationship with your fans.""Yes. We have an open relationship. Obviously they can see other authors if they want, and I can see...more

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You get work however you get work, but people keep working in a freelance world (and more and more of todays world is freelance), because their work i...more

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enter the world of things as they are

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The best way to show people true things is from a direction that they had not imagined the truth coming.

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Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

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Lettie shrugged. “Nobody actually looks like what they really are on the inside. You don’t. I don’t. People are much more complicated than that. It’s ...more

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Often the adult book is not for you, not yet, or will only be for you when you're ready. But sometimes you will read it anyway, and you will take from...more

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My people, we stay indoors. We have keyboards. We have darkness.

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You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.

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I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out...more

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The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

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Fuck you," said Czernobog. "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warri...more

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You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the water hole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the sharpest claws, and two front teeth as long...more

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Jesus. Low-Key Lyesmith," said Shadow. and then he heard what he was saying and he understood. "Loki," he said. "Loki Lie-smith.""You're slow," said L...more