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Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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I am tarred and feathered with Time.

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.