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Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends.

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we ...more

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Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.