"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make u...
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