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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean someth...more

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.