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I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

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nothing that is worth knowing can be taught

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Education is an admirable thing but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

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You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

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To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.

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The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it...more

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We all take such pains to over-educate ourselves. In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds...more