Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
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I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
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Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it. Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last...
