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There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

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My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

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There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

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Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

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Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

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It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

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We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our p...more