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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

~ Steven Wright ~

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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all...

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