Steven Wright quote: Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

~ Steven Wright ~

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Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

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