Steven Wright quote: I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me ...

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

~ Steven Wright ~

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop,...

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