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It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.

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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods they have not forgotten this.

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He wasn't sure he liked everything that was happening, but a lot of it was "cultural," apparently, and you couldn't object to that, so he didn't. "Cul...more

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That was an important rule of any game: always make it easy for people to give you money.

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It's like people care more about their pride than about what's correct, about the truth.

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Its like people care more abput their pride than about what's correct, about the truth.

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When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.

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I mean, it's one thing saying you've got the best god, but sayin' it's the only real one is a bit of a cheek, in my opinion. I know where I can find a...more

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You say that you people don’t burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that’s what true faith would mean, y’see? Sacrificin’ your own life, one day...more

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What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor devils done to deserve th...more

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The Tezuman Empire in the jungle valleys of central Klatch is known for it organic market gardens, its exquisite craftsmanship in obsidian, feathers a...more

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No it's not!" said Constable Visit. "Atheism is a denial of a god.""Therefore It Is A Religious Position," said Dorfl. "Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks ...more

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But…but you can’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can’t say yes please, I’ll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helpin...more

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It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the kind that in...more