"Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods they have not forgotten this.
~ Terry Pratchett ~
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods they have not forgotten this.
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