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Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods they have not forgotten this.

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Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls

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Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?''It's. . . a fur collar,' said Nanny.'Excuse me, but I jus...more

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Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case the...more

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The living often don’t appreciate how complicated the world looks when you are dead, because while death frees the mind from the straitjacket of three...more

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Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.

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And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of ...more

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

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Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, th...more

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Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.

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WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?

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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"Death thought about it.CATS, he said eventually. CAT...more

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Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case pro...more

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I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.