"Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.
~ Terry Pratchett ~












That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.
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