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Heroes get kingdoms and princesses, and they take regular exercise, and when they smile the light glints off their teeth, ting

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People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or fo...more

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. . . and what are you exactly, my friend? Their subordinate? Their employee? Or, I would suggest, their equal? That's what young Karl would certainly...more

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Where do you think they've gone?' he said.'Where what?' said Lady Ramkin, temporarily halted.'The dragons. You know. Errol and his wi - female.''Oh, s...more

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One day it's the ringing of the bells and the casting down of the evil tyrant, and the next it's everyone sitting around complaining that ever since t...more

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Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!

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You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly.'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the ...more

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But...well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whol...more

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Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!

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And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but...more

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William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in...more