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I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel bastards. And I dislike heroes. You can’t trust the...more

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Where do you think they've gone?' he said.'Where what?' said Lady Ramkin, temporarily halted.'The dragons. You know. Errol and his wi - female.''Oh, s...more

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Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!

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People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but expect dinner to turn up within the hour.

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No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

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...the proliferation of luminous fungi or iridescent crystals in deep caves where the torchlessly improvident hero needs to see is one of the most obv...more