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Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.

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It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created by hundreds of sm...more

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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

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People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other. They don't look ...more

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The boldest of the three (thieves) moved suddenly, grabbed Angua and pulled her upright. "We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right?...more

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He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.

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Miss Dearheart gave him a very brief look, and shook her head. There was movement under the table, a small fleshy kind of noise and the drunk suddenly...more

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You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me...more

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Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

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People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laund...more

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Then he kept to the back streets, and found a place that did a very reasonable double sausage, egg, bacon and fried slice, in the hope that food could...more

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Heaven has no taste.""Now-""And not one single sushi restaurant."A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

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He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

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Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them...more

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The English, by and large, being a crass and indolent race, were not as keen on burning women as other countries in Europe.