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Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,’ said Carrot'What, in Ankh-Morpork?’Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity ...more

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Oh, that's just Thud! That's easy!" yapped a voice.Both men turned to look at Horsefry, who had been made perky by sheer relief."I used to play it whe...more

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Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb.

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Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,’ said Carrot‘What, in Ankh-Morpork?’‘Yes, sir.’‘We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity...more

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Well, child? Aren't you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature?I don't think I shall bother, madam, seeing as you are making s...more

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One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

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Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!

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I think it is just a matter of getting into the mind of the writer,” Vetinari went on, looking at a letter covered with grubby fingerprints and what l...more

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I have to ask, sir...Why does it have to be done like this?"Vetinari smiled. "Can you keep a secret, Mister Lipwig?""Oh, yes, sir. I've kept lots.""Ca...more

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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

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REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.