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That was an important rule of any game: always make it easy for people to give you money.

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I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

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Oh, that's just Thud! That's easy!" yapped a voice.Both men turned to look at Horsefry, who had been made perky by sheer relief."I used to play it whe...more

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Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb.

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Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!

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I think it is just a matter of getting into the mind of the writer,” Vetinari went on, looking at a letter covered with grubby fingerprints and what l...more

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It’s bad enough barging into Guild property, but we’ll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won’t stop at sarcasm. He mig...more

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Looking out the window, Moist saw a small swarm of goblins leave the train and at first he thought, ha! Trust the buggers to run away, and then he men...more

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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged