Moist-von-lipwig Quotes

That was an important rule of any game: always make it easy for people to give you money.

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper an...

I have to ask, sir...Why does it have to be done like this?"Vetinari smiled. "Can you keep a secret,...

Looking out the window, Moist saw a small swarm of goblins leave the train and at first he thought, ...