The land around Ankh-Morpork is fertile and largely given over to the cabbage fields that help to give the city its distinctive odor.The gray light of...
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The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood ...
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Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.
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But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and rip...
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Once you were in the hands of a Grand Vizier, you were dead. Grand Viziers were always scheming megalomaniacs. It was probably in the job description:...
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(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
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People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh?And of course there clearly had to be, said Koomi, a Su...
