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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

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...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says wome...more

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Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associa...more

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[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.

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There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, “Lift your chin, darling, you ...more

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That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch wi...more

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Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity

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So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules.

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The first rule of improvisation is AGREE. Always agree and SAY YES. When you're improvising, this means you are required to agree with whatever your p...more

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The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then _add something of your own._ If I start a sc...more

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Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that “women aren't funny.” Using that same math, I can state: ...more

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You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' br...more

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My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say. I considered it suc...more

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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowin...more