W. C. Fields quote: Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on ...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields ~

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live...

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