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Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

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Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter a...more

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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

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There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

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We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

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If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

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A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by...more

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As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

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You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.