Will Cuppy Quotes
Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale r...
Show MoreNever call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing som...
Show MoreHenry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of ho...
Show MoreThere are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.
We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we ca...
Show MoreCaesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call ...
Show MoreHe had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you...
Show MoreYou can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.
A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with...
Show MoreThe stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the bloo...
Show MoreIntelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results ar...
Show MoreWould it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportuni...
Show MoreInfant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.
