Algernon Quotes

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Rela...

How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out....

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. Mor...

If it was my business, I wouldn't talk about it. It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Onl...

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if sh...